Published on April 2nd, 2020 | by Daniel Sherman Fernandez0
How men handle a lockdown
Husband:My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home…
Sergeant at Police Station:What is her height?
Husband:Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Husband:Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:Colour of eyes?
Husband:Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant:Colour of hair?
Husband:Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now.I can’t remember.
Sergeant:What was she wearing?
Husband:Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.
Sergeant:What kind of car did she go in?
Husband:She went in my Porsche
Sergeant:What kind of Porsche was it?
Husband: (sobbing)…… a Red Porsche 991.2 Carrera C4S , 7-speed PDK, Ambient Lighting pack – Creats headrests. heated seats, Valcona leather – Lunar silver + super sport seats, 3 spoke heated sports leather multifunction steering wheel with paddle shift, LED Matrix headlights with high beam assist, Porsche Pearlescent paint, parking system plus with front and rear sensors, Audible and visual fasten seat belt warning – front and rear, Cruise control, Driver’s information system, PCM Navigation, Mobile telephone preparation, PAS, Service interval indicator, 3 point seatbelts on all seats, ABS-EBD, ASR traction control, Curtain airbags, Driver and passenger airbags, Driver-front passenger side airbags, Electromechanical parking brake, Electronic stability control, Front passenger airbag deactivation, Hill hold assist, Tyre pressure monitoring system, Warning triangle and first aid kit, Anti theft alarm, Anti-theft wheel bolts, Immobiliser, Keyless Start, Remote central locking, Audi music interface, Auxiliary input socket, DAB digital radio module, CD player and bluetooth interface, SD card slot, USB connection, 12V power in rear centre console, 4 way electric lumbar support, 4 zone climate control, Aluminium door sill trims, Black alcantara headlining, Electric front seats + driver memory, Front centre armrest, Front head restraints, Front-rear floor mats, Height adjustable front seats, Isofix front passenger and rear seat preparation, Jack and tool kit, Load lashing points, Luggage compartment cover, Luggage rails, Perforated leather gearknob, Split folding rear seat, Auto dimming rear view mirror, Automatic headlights + automatic windscreen wipers, Body coloured bumpers, Body coloured door mirrors and handles, Body coloured roof spoiler, Door sill trims with Black badges. Electric front-rear windows, Headlight washers, High gloss black door mirrors, High gloss black finish B pillar, High gloss black triangular aperture at rear door, LED daytime running lights, LED rear lights, Light sensor, Platinum grey front lip spoiler, Privacy glass (to rear of B post), Rain sensor, Rear wiper, Alcantara door trim, Piano black finish inlay, Space saver spare wheel, Black Styling pack – Non smoking pack – Rain sensing wipers, gloss black alloys, PCCB, glass roof, colour coded xenon washer jets, red seat belts.
Sergeant:Don’t worry mate….. We’ll find your Porsche.